1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:04,091 I know. I was like, "Mm!"You don't have to make a decision. 2 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:09,661 Well? 3 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,751 Well, what? 4 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,188 What's with the hat? 5 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:16,190 Oh, this? It's nothing. 6 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:19,149 It's the loudest nothing I ever saw. 7 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:21,195 Boy, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat 8 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:23,240 and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat. 9 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,199 - Mm-hmm. - Look, I'm trying something new, okay? 10 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,896 - Just take it easy. - He's right, guys. 11 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:28,637 Come on, let's not go down this path. 12 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:29,681 It's ugly. 13 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:33,163 Kind of like that hat. 14 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:35,078 - I got this from a nice store. - What store? 15 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,775 The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum? 16 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:39,909 What's up, Gregory? 17 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:42,129 Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet? 18 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:45,306 I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. 19 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:47,177 You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror. 20 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,526 Better us than you. 21 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:50,659 You look like a park ranger from a cartoon, Booboo. 22 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:54,967 Do you think the hat looks bad? 23 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,317 Oh, uh, me? 24 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:59,363 Um, I-- I wouldn't say it was bad. 25 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:00,973 Like, I think it's just different, 26 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:04,586 like something you'd wear in "Indiana... 27 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,240 Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats." 28 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:13,595 Fine. 29 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:15,684 I didn't like it that much, anyway. 30 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:18,382 There's only one place this hat belongs. 31 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:20,863 On my head. 32 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,517 Wow. Okay. 33 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,606 - Now, that's fashion. - That's right. 34 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:25,824 That's the way it's supposed to look. 35 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:26,738 That's hattitude. 36 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:42,624 Thank you. 37 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:45,627 Aww, I always needed a pencil. 38 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:48,108 Thank you. 39 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,500 Thank you so much. 40 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,721 So, it's Teacher Appreciation Week, which is fun. 41 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:53,939 It's a scam. 42 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,289 It's merely a way for the school district 43 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:56,986 to placate the teachers. 44 00:01:56,986 --> 00:02:00,468 This Teacher Appreciation thing, it's a bit of a show. 45 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,644 I mean, every year, I receive so many 46 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:06,343 of the perfume/lotion gift boxes from the students, 47 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,824 but I have never received so much 48 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:13,307 as a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing gift card from the district. 49 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,396 I got this. 50 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:16,571 Funny. Yeah. 51 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:19,748 Well, I got this very cool, handmade thing. 52 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,490 Well, it's really about the kids, so... 53 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,318 Yeah, if it was about us, we might actually 54 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,580 get something from the district. 55 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,103 Teacher Appreciation Week was actually created 56 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,497 so that less teachers would quit. Hm. 57 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,238 That's why Mother's Day was invented, 58 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,936 so less moms would - leave their families. - Gosh. 59 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:35,329 ♪ You better watch out ♪ 60 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,113 ♪ You better not cry ♪ 61 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,462 ♪ You better get ready to say, "Thank you, Ava," ♪ 62 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:39,768 ♪ And I'm 'bout to tell you why ♪ 63 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:41,683 So shush. 64 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,511 I got you a gift from the school district. 65 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,208 Can't wait to hear. 66 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,429 It's court-side seats to your Philadelphia 76ers! 67 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:49,778 - Oh, my God. - What? 68 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:51,997 Are you freaking kidding me?! 69 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,564 Oh, my God! 70 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:57,307 It's a Teacher Appreciation Week miracle. 71 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,439 Thank you. 72 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,267 You came through again. 73 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,094 Who you pointing at? I'm right here. 74 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:03,531 Don't give Jesus my credit. 75 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:04,923 He didn't enter you into the district-wide lottery. 76 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,098 I did that. 77 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:07,404 I did that. 78 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:09,276 Well, thank you, Ava. This is so exciting. 79 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,842 I can't believe all the teachers get to go see 80 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,104 the Sixers together. 81 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,499 All my jerseys... Yeah! 82 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,284 It's only two tickets, though. 83 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,459 You know what? 84 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:19,721 I buried the lede. That's on me. 85 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:23,115 I just wanted to see some energy in this place. 86 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,465 Anyway, yeah. 87 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:25,988 Only two tickets. 88 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:26,989 Bye. 89 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,257 Oh, hey, boys. 90 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,477 So, I'm throwing a game night for my sister tomorrow. 91 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,957 Please be in because I just bought a new SodaStream. 92 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:40,045 Oh, sick. 93 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:41,656 I have a surplus of CO2 cartridges. 94 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,484 Is... Not what you think. 95 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,876 I'm in. Yeah. 96 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,661 I doubt Gregory is gonna want to, like... Yeah. 97 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:48,402 Oh, no, I'm in. What we doing? 98 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:51,056 Talking Risk, Rummikub, Taboo? 99 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,188 Oh, I love board games. 100 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:53,407 I'll play almost anything. 101 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:55,583 But I don't [bleep] with Settlers of Catan. 102 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,672 My sister and I are so excited to hang out, 103 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,021 and it's gonna be different now 104 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,762 because we're mature adults, you know? 105 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,372 But as far as my mom knows, 106 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:05,593 Ayesha is lost in the Rockies somewhere, okay? 107 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:07,769 You guys ever seen that movie "Into the Wild"? 108 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:09,466 For the eighth time, Janine, no. 109 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,381 Janine, that movie's nuts. 110 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:14,036 I need all teachers in the library in two minutes. 111 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:16,778 We're gonna decide who's going to get those tickets. 112 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:20,782 And can somebody bring me a Sprite? From McDonald's. 113 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:24,481 Order! Order! 114 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:26,135 Look, there's only two tickets, and there's at least 115 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:27,658 three of you, so we got to figure this out. 116 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:30,226 Well, do we know if everybody even wants the tickets? 117 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:33,664 It's not like we're all native Philadelphians. 118 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:35,057 Ooh. 119 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,711 Well, the Sixers are playing Washington, 120 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:39,409 my favorite team, which I never get a chance to see. 121 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:42,020 So some of us may want to go more than anyone. 122 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,152 Aw. Mm. 123 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:45,197 Alright, well, who does want to go? 124 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:47,330 Ooh. Okay. I got it. 125 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,462 Let's just give the tickets to Janine. 126 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:49,811 - - Why? - Melissa: What? - Really? 127 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:51,508 - Why?! - Yeah, it's an obvious choice. 128 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:53,031 You don't have any friends, and you can take me, 129 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:54,468 and we can just hope to end up on one of those 130 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:55,991 "Pretend I Don't Know You" cams. 131 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:58,385 Okay, as flattering as that proposition is, 132 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,517 my sister's actually in town, so I'd be taking her. 133 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,171 Ugh, I forgot there's two of you. 134 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:03,825 Why don't we just pick names out of a hat? 135 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:05,870 Do you think it's wise to be bringing up hats, Gregory? 136 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:08,090 No, not the hat thing, 'cause whenever we do it, 137 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,874 it always goes to the person who wants it least 138 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,441 and then they wind up selling it. 139 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:14,662 Yeah, like that time Daryl got the eyelash extensions. 140 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:18,143 So, it's my fault I already have naturally long, 141 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,275 luxurious lashes? 142 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,408 Okay, what about a good, old-fashioned-- 143 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,192 Bare-knuckle fist fight. 144 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,585 - Why do you have that? - Relax. 145 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,891 I was gonna say vote. 146 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,763 I agree with Jacob because I want to leave 147 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,895 and I regret getting myself wrapped up in this. 148 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:32,201 Vote it is! 149 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:34,029 - That's not gonna work. - It could work. 150 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,291 - It's not gonna work. - It could work. 151 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,423 Anybody who doesn't want them, 152 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,033 vote for me. 153 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:40,949 - Welcome! - Hi. 154 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,603 Hello. Good af-- Oh, good afternoon. 155 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:43,995 So, this is it! 156 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:44,692 It's awesome. 157 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,520 It's really... 158 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,999 Um, it's cozy. 159 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:49,610 Yeah? Yeah. 160 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:52,047 - But cute cozy. - Alright, so, tonight. 161 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:54,745 I was thinking maybe you and I could have some natural wine. 162 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,573 It's like real wine, but it's natural. 163 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:59,271 And, um, after that, I made us a reservation for Bone Town. 164 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,838 It's a really good place. 165 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,100 And then I was thinking we could watch that "Sex and the City" 166 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,798 spin-off, "The Carrie Diaries." 167 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,930 Heard it's really good. 168 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:09,934 - Um, that all sounds awesome. - Yeah. 169 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:15,636 But, um, I-I do have some plans with some people later. 170 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:16,898 Tonight? Yeah. 171 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,508 I mean, is that a problem? 172 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:19,727 Uh, no. 173 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,511 No, no, no, no, no. Not-- Not a problem. 174 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:24,645 Uh, I just thought maybe since it was gonna be us here today, 175 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:27,474 I thought maybe we'd be hanging out, maybe doing fun stuff. 176 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,737 And we will together. Yeah. 177 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:32,087 Just not tonight, right? 178 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:35,177 'Cause I have plans with other people. 179 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:36,047 Okay. Yeah. 180 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,179 Yeah. It just feels like, 181 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:38,920 you know, since you're staying here, 182 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,923 it feels like you would tell me if you were gonna be leaving. 183 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:44,099 You should, uh, okay. Sorry, Mom. 184 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,406 I'll make sure to check in next time. 185 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,758 Please. 186 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,716 Like Mom ever cared about where we were going. 187 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:55,763 Yeah, we really took advantage of that. 188 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,286 Yeah, you did. 189 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:58,679 Yeah, but that's cool about tonight. 190 00:06:58,679 --> 00:06:59,810 Have fun with your friends. 191 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,421 But tomorrow night? 192 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,944 Tomorrow night is game night, 193 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,773 and you don't want to miss game night. 194 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:08,950 Feels like I couldn't, even if I wanted to. 195 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:12,780 Which I don't. I'm totally amped to play games. 196 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:15,522 Um, just not now, 'cause I'm gonna go. 197 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:16,566 Okay, you're going now. Okay. 198 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,263 Have fun. 199 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,528 Okay. 200 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:26,533 Okay, here is a ballot with each of your names on it, 201 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,664 so that you can't cheat. 202 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:29,579 Here you go. This says Jason. 203 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,320 My name is Ja--I can't believe I got wrangled into this. 204 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,540 It's making me feel bad for those professional vote counters 205 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,628 for, like, mayor elections, 206 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,630 who have to do this every 10 years. 207 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:37,848 What? 208 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,720 And she doesn't even know my freaking name. 209 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,243 - Just let it go, Jacob. - Come on. 210 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:42,374 Just drop it. 211 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,725 Hey, how was night one with the sister? 212 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:45,813 Was it all sharing clothes 213 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:47,554 and fighting over the bathroom and... 214 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:48,903 Um, no. 215 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,818 She already had plans, it turned out, 216 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,297 which is okay 217 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:53,777 because I technically didn't ever tell her 218 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:54,561 we were hanging out. 219 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,084 I just assumed, 220 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,564 and you know what they say about assumptions. 221 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,566 Yeah, they make a--They're not reliable. 222 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:00,697 Not at all. 223 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:03,221 So, she is still coming to game night. 224 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:05,180 So, you guys are still in, - right? - Oh, absolutely. 225 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,225 I've been scouring the boards for all the new strategies. 226 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,226 Oh! Oh, see? 227 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:09,924 This is why we are best friends. 228 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,752 - Jacob. - Yes! 229 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:12,753 You okay? 230 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:15,451 Barb, look at those two. 231 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,192 Look at them scheming. 232 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:19,629 Nothing good has ever come from nerds whispering. 233 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,892 Us second-floor teachers need to stick together. 234 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,111 Those first-floor people? 235 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:24,591 They don't truly understand us. 236 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,070 Well, I know you're just trying to get my vote, 237 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,768 but I do think people overlook our struggle. 238 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:28,943 Not only do we labor more physically 239 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,422 to get to our classes, 240 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,424 we have to endure the quick-witted teens. 241 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:33,861 We deserve those tickets. 242 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,471 Oh, you can't be serious. 243 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,125 If anyone deserves the tickets, it's me. 244 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:40,041 I'm teaching two classes - at once. - Hold on. 245 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,478 If we're talking about who deserves the tickets, 246 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:45,437 the answer is obvious-- the most tenured teacher. 247 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:46,482 So, you mean you? 248 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,701 With all due respect, 249 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,877 I think the tickets should go to the MVP. 250 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,879 You know, the young star who gives everyone faith 251 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,445 in the franchise again. 252 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:56,274 Or the tickets could go to the most improved player-- 253 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:59,147 someone who sacrificed other goals to focus on this one. 254 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:01,628 Someone young, someone driven, someone-- 255 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,455 Handsome. You know what? 256 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,805 - Yeah! - Yeah, okay, bub. 257 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:07,503 You haven't been a real teacher for even a year yet. 258 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:08,809 No, he has not. 259 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,201 If I may interject, 260 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,421 I would say that teaching second grade is no picnic. 261 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:15,598 Didn't I see your class having a literal picnic the other day? 262 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,861 Didn't I see your class watching "Lego Batman"? 263 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,602 - Ooh. - Ms. Pinkney: I don't know what y'all smoking, 264 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,256 but if you was to take my health class, 265 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,649 you wouldn't be smoking anything. 266 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,085 I'll have you drug-, tobacco-, 267 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,956 and vape-free, like all of our students, 268 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,697 which is why I deserve the tickets. 269 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:30,439 I have the most important job in this school. 270 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:33,921 I set the tone for the rest of their academic careers. 271 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,313 Okay, I think that "most important" 272 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,837 - is a little bit extreme. - Thank you. 273 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:37,968 Okay, let's take a deep breath 274 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,143 before we say something we don't mean. 275 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,797 - Oh, shut up, haircut. - Oh! 276 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,495 I mean, teaching kindergarten-- the most important, Barb? 277 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,932 All youse do is teach five-year-olds 278 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:46,237 how to use safety scissors. 279 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,935 And maybe if your kindergarten teacher 280 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:49,545 had done a better job, 281 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:53,505 you would know that "youse" is not plural for "you." 282 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,857 Oh, somebody swing! 283 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:59,337 Alright, looks like all the votes are in, 284 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,601 and somehow no one got molly-whopped. 285 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,950 Hey, did you vote for me? 286 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,386 What matters is that I voted. 287 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:05,953 Jacob, you know I want to take my sister, 288 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,042 and Tyrese Maxey is my hall pass. 289 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,914 Janine, it's not called a hall pass when you're single. 290 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,873 Hey, everybody, shh. 291 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,004 I'm about to announce the winner. 292 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,440 Drum roll, please. 293 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,269 And the winner is... 294 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,706 Mr. Johnson. 295 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:22,143 Put some respect on my name! 296 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:25,059 - Ha! Ha-ha! - I demand a recount. 297 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,974 Ranked-choice voting would have been inherently much fairer. 298 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,410 He's not even a real teacher. 299 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,412 You know how many classes I subbed? 300 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,370 Why y'all mad? You all voted for him. 301 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,068 I didn't think he'd win. 302 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,853 I just voted for him 'cause I was annoyed with everyone else. 303 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,552 Well, you know what? 304 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:43,381 You two might not have tickets to the NBA, 305 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:47,603 but you do have floor seats to the JGA. 306 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,910 Janine Game-Night Association. 307 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,433 And-- And there'll be floor seats 308 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,739 because you'll probably be sitting on the floor. 309 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:56,090 It's gonna be fun, and it's BYOBG. 310 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,787 Bring your own... beer garden? 311 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,093 Bubble gum? Baby giraffe? 312 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,616 - Big Gulp. - Brittney Griner! 313 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,749 - Black Gregory? - What? No. 314 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,924 Bring Your Own Board Game. 315 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,752 Real simple. 316 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,667 - Yeah. - Look, see you both there. 317 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:11,888 Okay, okay. 318 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,716 But then, after the concert was over, 319 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:17,285 we snuck back into Red Rocks, waited for everybody to leave, 320 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,940 stayed till the next morning, and watched the eclipse. 321 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,028 Ooh. 322 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,073 That sounds so firggin awesome. 323 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:23,987 Yeah. 324 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,989 Which makes this a lot harder. 325 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,774 I totally own all your water rights now. 326 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,514 Ba-boom! 327 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,951 Oh, it's me. 328 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,474 Ooh! It's okay, I have a vacuum. 329 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,215 Um... 330 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,391 I'm sorry, am-- am I the only one 331 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,872 who doesn't understand how this game works? 332 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,525 No, Jacob is the only one who does. 333 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,613 Okay. Come on. 334 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,354 Nobody plays Drought? 335 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,705 It's the most award-winning independent board game out. 336 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,793 We ain't got no other games? 337 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,837 Uh, no. 338 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,273 Yeah, I'm gonna need a drink. 339 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,710 You want one of those hard ciders you liked at my party? 340 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,451 Actually, I made a pre-mixed signature cocktail. 341 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,279 It's called a short island iced tea. 342 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,933 Yeah, I was short on ingredients when I made it, 343 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,240 so it's mostly just Coke and ice, but it's pretty good. 344 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,243 I also have a signature cocktail. 345 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:03,635 I actually learned it in Denver. 346 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:06,290 Oh. It's called beer. 347 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,727 Okay. 348 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,641 I'll take one of those. 349 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,906 Your sister is so cool. 350 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,821 Yeah, she's pretty chill. 351 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,911 Yeah. She is cool and chill. 352 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,042 I think it runs in the family. 353 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,566 Like, that's what people used to tell us. 354 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,046 Okay, ta-da. 355 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,135 Thank you. Ready. 356 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,094 Alright, it's your turn, Ayesha. 357 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,358 Oh, okay. This one means 358 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:33,448 I either stay and provide water to the land I'm at, 359 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,319 or I get to take all the water 360 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,930 - I have and bounce, right? - Mm-hmm. 361 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,280 Okay, cool. I am bouncing. 362 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,936 Well, now that means I have to provide water 363 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,676 for all of Asia, so... 364 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,069 Sucks to be you, Janine. 365 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,028 But the point of this game is to survive, 366 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,943 and you can't do that if you're taking care 367 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,032 of everybody else, so... 368 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,947 Shocking. 369 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,775 What's that supposed to mean? 370 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,037 Nothing. Just... 371 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,778 Didn't sound like nothing, so... 372 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,953 Then maybe it was something. 373 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,389 Uh, I think it's my turn, actually. 374 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,739 No, I think my sister has something she wants to say. 375 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,959 I'm just saying that it's not surprising to me 376 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,569 that when things got tough for you in Asia, 377 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,962 you just took your water and bounced, 378 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,659 and now I'm left to ration everything. 379 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,835 Oh, no, actually, you have used up all your rationing chips. 380 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:16,186 Okay, well, I didn't choose to start in an arid, doomed biome. 381 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:19,929 And yet, other people accepted the responsibility 382 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,931 of making do in a dry climate. 383 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,237 They didn't just leave. 384 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,369 Yeah, well, I know a lost cause when I see one, 385 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,241 and I didn't want to waste my time. 386 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,025 That's because you abandon people, 387 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,984 and it's nice to finally hear you say it out loud. 388 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,075 Excuse me. 389 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,077 - Where are you going? - I don't know. 390 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,036 Ayesha! 391 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,431 Now, this is the game that I came for. 392 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:46,738 I think Janine may be holding on to a little tension from-- 393 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,088 - Childhood? - Absolutely. 394 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,611 This about stuff from her childhood? 395 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,097 Ayesha. 396 00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,011 Ayesha! 397 00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,839 What the hell is your problem? 398 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,232 You are staying at my house, 399 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:05,932 but you just drop your stuff off and leave, 400 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,934 'cause you do whatever you want to do, 401 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,066 Ayesha, and leave the good people of Asia 402 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:13,113 - to fend for themselves. - Can you please quit it with the metaphor? 403 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,419 It is so childish. 404 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,943 Oh, oh, okay. 405 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:17,944 I'm childish. 406 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,206 Really? 407 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,121 Who ran and hid? 408 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,557 You just left. 409 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,515 You leave when things get hard. 410 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,822 You always have. 411 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,084 Oh, my God. 412 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,305 People move from their hometowns all the time. 413 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,959 - It's not about that. - But you know what? 414 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,308 My fault. 415 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:37,050 My fault for not staying like good, perfect Janine. 416 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,138 That's on me. 417 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,139 You're right. Wow. 418 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,314 Yeah. Wow. 419 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,578 If the sea levels are rising, 420 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,320 should I... 421 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,017 I know there's a solution afoot. 422 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,889 I just gotta nab it. 423 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,629 So... 424 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,501 I heard the teachers' conference was fun. 425 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,068 That is an understatement. 426 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,983 Did Janine tell you about all the swag we got? 427 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,332 Oh, how are you on pens? 428 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,160 Oh, I'm good on pens. 429 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:04,251 You know how much dealing with Mom is, 430 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,428 but you got to leave and go to Colorado 431 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,995 and be cool and interesting. 432 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,561 Meanwhile, 433 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,824 I am still here, dealing with her by myself. 434 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,696 Do you know how hard it was for me here? 435 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:18,918 Yes, I know how hard it is here, because I'm still here. 436 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,311 But you aren't me. 437 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,313 - You went to Penn, Janine. - Oh, my God. 438 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:26,273 You went to Penn, and I am-- am st-- 439 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,536 to date, the only person who's been fired 440 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,973 from the Eastern State Penitentiary's haunted house. 441 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,714 That's bad. - That's not good. - Ayesha, what does that-- 442 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,803 What does that have to do with anything? Everything! 443 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:38,111 People had hopes for you, and they gave up on me. 444 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,200 Ayesha. 445 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,549 You had it together. 446 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:45,683 I didn't, and I couldn't get it together when Mom... 447 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,645 When the person who needed me the most 448 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,735 was the most disappointed in me. 449 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:56,738 Yeah, fine, then. I couldn't take it. 450 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,132 I couldn't handle it, so I ran. 451 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,437 I left. 452 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,790 Janine... 453 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,314 I am sorry. 454 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,894 I get why you... 455 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,113 left Mom. 456 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,420 I do. 457 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,336 It just kind of felt like you left me, too. 458 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,861 I don't want to rush you, Janine, 459 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,341 but if you don't make a move soon, 460 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:37,344 all your water's gonna become non-potable. 461 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,172 That basically means, like... 462 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,608 Yeah, no, we know - what it means, Jacob. - No, we know what it means. 463 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,479 - We know what it means. - Thank you. 464 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,092 Why don't we go back to the game? 465 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,791 Yeah, okay. 466 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,749 Come on. 467 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,889 Ooh, it feels like a reunion show 468 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,761 for an absolute mess of a "Housewives" season in here. 469 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:07,200 Ladies and Gentleladies, your courtside ticket winner, 470 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,897 Mr. Johnson. 471 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,947 So, um, who you thinking about taking with you 472 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,036 to the game tonight? 473 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,820 I'm bringing Dr. J. 474 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,909 - You know Julius Erving? - Who? 475 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,651 No, Dr. Jamar Cameron, my podiatrist. 476 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,001 Oh, come on. Oh, I get it. 477 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,612 Now I'm the bad guy, just because I'm rich. 478 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,964 Look what happens when the district offers us 479 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,357 less than what we need. 480 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,056 Melissa, I'm sorry. 481 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,405 No, I'm sorry, Barb. 482 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,277 See, we usually help each other out, and this time, 483 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,323 we went after each other like a bunch of peasants 484 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,934 being tossed a single ham from a wagon. 485 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,849 Yeah, I-I was gonna say that we forgot we were a team, 486 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,764 but that was beautiful, too, I guess. 487 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,418 Remember when the district said they would get us a projector 488 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,463 for every room, - and they sent one? - Mm-hmm. 489 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,248 We're pretty good at sharing it, though. Yeah. 490 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,684 Which reminds me, Janine, I need it back. 491 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,728 Okay. 492 00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,861 You know, I should apologize, too. 493 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,428 I know keeping those kids off the pipe 494 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,473 is only a small piece of what we do. 495 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,345 Mr. Morton, I accept your apology. 496 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,824 I have nothing to apologize for. 497 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,087 I said I accept. 498 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,582 Have a good day, girls. 499 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,628 Damn, she looks like the grown-up version of you, 500 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,412 like if your proportions were stretched out 501 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:32,285 - to a normal length. - Haha, we get it, Ava. I'm short. 502 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,373 It's just science, girl. 503 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,026 Don't be mad about facts. 504 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,378 Wh-- 505 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,205 - Hey. - Hi. 506 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,554 What's up? 507 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,208 Uh, yeah. I came through. 508 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,992 I didn't even realize you knew where I worked. 509 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,647 I mean, yeah, it's, like, the biggest part of your life. 510 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,083 I do listen, you know? 511 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,086 Cool. 512 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,392 It's very Janine in here. 513 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,655 - Yeah. - I mean that in a good way. 514 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,353 Didn't know there was a bad way to mean it. 515 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,660 Ahh. 516 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,489 Has Mom ever been here? 517 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,102 - That's crazy. - Do you hear yourself? 518 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,582 Yeah. 519 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,062 I guess things have always been a little rocky 520 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,239 in our family, so... 521 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,241 Hey, you think that's why you moved to the Rockies? 522 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,505 'Cause of the... 523 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,727 Hey, could you help me out with something? 524 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,425 I don't think comedy is something 525 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,687 you can teach, you know? 526 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,515 I feel like it's more something innate. 527 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,604 You know what? I was talking about that projector. 528 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,345 I need help taking it back to Gregory's room. 529 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,173 - It's a little heavy. - Oh, thank God. 530 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,044 Yeah. Thank you. 531 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,570 Mrs. Howard, I forgot to give you this. 532 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,876 Is it too late? 533 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:46,010 Oh, sweetheart, perfect timing. 534 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,142 Thank you. 535 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,274 You're welcome. 536 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,101 Bye. Bye. 537 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:53,975 You know, even after all of these years as a teacher, 538 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:58,588 I still have to stop and remind myself why I'm still here. 539 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,286 It's not my paycheck, 540 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,897 certainly not the perks from the people who sign it, 541 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:06,727 it's about the people who show up here every blessed day-- 542 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:10,557 the dedicated teachers and the wonderful students. 543 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:13,124 That's what I love most about the lotion. 544 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:19,087 When I put it on, it reminds me that this school, my peers, 545 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:22,743 these students-- we're all we have, 546 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:27,617 and we all appreciate each other so much. 547 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:31,360 Although, a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing gift card 548 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,623 wouldn't hurt anybody. 549 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,625 Ava, you need to see this. 550 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,148 What's this? From the district? 551 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,194 "Principal Coleman, we are writing to inform you 552 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,196 that the petition to change Abbott Elementary 553 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,503 into a Legendary Charter will be coming in front of 554 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,331 the school board in..." 555 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:54,905 Hey, Philly, it's time for our 30-second quiz, 556 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,603 where one fan has a chance to win $1,000. 557 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,040 Here we go. 558 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,694 Alright, fans, I'm here with... 559 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,086 What's your name, sir? 560 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,262 Mr. Johnson. 561 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,611 Okay, Mr. Johnson, 562 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:05,960 do you want to play our 30-second quiz 563 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,310 for a chance to win $1,000? 564 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,485 Put some time on the clock, Christian. 565 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,226 Okay. 566 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:15,404 In 30 seconds, can you name 10 cleaning products? 567 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,452 They gave you $1,000? 568 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:22,368 And a $50 gift card to Buffalo Wild Wings. 569 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,760 Oh.